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Sabtu, 13 Oktober 2012

Majlis PAS untuk Pengundi Luar Kedah tiada kehadhiran?.. Pencacai UMNO kantoi lagi!!

 

Semalam.. dengan berbekalkan gambar diawal majlis anjuran Pakatan Rakyat, sekali lagi Blogger pro UMNO cuba memperbodohkan rakyat dengan mendakwa majlis itu tiada sambutan..

Kalau minggu lalu mereka cuba memperbodohkan rakyat dengan mendakwa ceramah Anwar Ibrahim di Sabak Bernam tidak mendapat sambutan berdasarkan gambar sebelum ceramah bermula – sila lihat di ( SINI )

Kali ini majlis anjuran PAS Kedah pula dijadikan sasaran mereka.

 

 Dengan modus operandi yang sama iaitu gambar di awal majlis yang hanya kelihatan beberapa orang yang hadir mereka cuba memperbodohkan rakyat sekali lagi.

Kononnya kali ini Majlis yang dianjurkan oleh PAS negeri Kedah tidak mendapat sambutan.. Berdasarkan gambar-gambar di atas, menulislah mereka seperti 

misscommunication no one and some one

  Noor Atika Abdul Halem   
Category: FaktaAutaMerepekMerapu


Lee Sum Wan : Hello can i speak to Annie Wan

Mr Sori : Yes u could speak to me.

Lee Sum Wan: No, i want to speak to Annie Wan!

Mr Sori : You are talking to someone! Who is this?

Lee Sum Wan : Im Sum Wan. And i need to talk to Annie Wan! Its urgent.

Mr Sori : I know u are someone and u want to talk to anyone! But whats this urgent matter about?

Lee Sum Wan : Well just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now Avery Wan is going to the hospital.

Mr Sori : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital from the accident that isnt an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but i dont have time for this!!!

Lee Sum Wan : You are rude. Who are you?

Mr Sori : I’m Sori.

Lee Sum Wan : You should be sorry. Now give me your name!

Mr Sori : I’m Sori!!

Lee Sum Wan : I dont like your tone of voice Mr and i dont care, give me your name!

Mr Sori : Look lady, I told you already Im Sori! Im Sori!! Im SORI !!! you didnt even give me your name!

Lee Sum Wan : I told u before im Sum Wan! Sum Wan!!! You better be careful my father is Sum Buddy. And my uncle holds a very big position in the co. He is Noe Buddy.

Mr Sori : Oh im so scared (sarcastically). Look i dont care about ur uncle he’s a nobody. Everybody thinks his top dog and holding an important position in the company.

Lee Sum Wan : No Avery Buddy just married my aunt. And Avery Buddy doesn’t work there.

Mr Sori : Like i said i dont care which one of ur aunt screws everybody and i also know that not everybody works here! Jeez!!!

Lee Sum Wan : Wheech Wan is my sis!

Mr. Sori : I dont know which one is ur sis! Why in gods name u think i do!? Look i got work to do and if im feeling mischievious i’ll broadcast it on the P.A system saying. “Attention, someone called and said that anyones brother just got involved in an accident. But not to worry no one got injured and no one was sent to the hospital. But everyone is going to the hospital anyways. The father maybe a somebody but if u’re their uncle, u’re a nobody. “how bout that!?
Toot… .Toot… .Toot… …

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1.. utk suami/isteri yg tidur berdengkur di waktu malam,  beliau tidur    
disisi kita bukan dengan orang lain.                                      
                                                                       
2. utk anak/adik perempuan kita yg mengomel apabila mencuci pinggan,   itu
bermakna dia berada di rumah, bukan di jalanan berpeleseran.              
                                                                       
3. utk cukai pendapatan yg kita kena bayar,  itu bermakna kita masih      
mempunyai pekerjaan.                                                      
                                                                       
4. utk pakaian kita yang dah tak muat,  itu bermakna kita cukup makan.    
                                                                       
5. utk lantai yg perlu dimop, tingkap yg perlu dilap dan rumah yg perlu  
dikemas ,  itu bermakna kita mempunyai tempat tinggal.                    
                                                                       
6. utk bunyi bising jiran²,  itu bermakna kita masih lagi boleh mendengar.
                                                                       
7. utk timbunan pakaian yg perlu dicuci/digosok  itu bermakna kita ada    
pakaian untuk dipakai.                                                    
                                                                       
8. utk keletihan/kesakitan otot selepas seharian bekerja,  itu bermakna  
kita masih berupaya utk kerja kuat.                                      
                                                                       
9. utk tempat letak kereta yg jauh drpd lif,  itu bermakna kita masih    
berupaya utk berjalan.                                                    
                                                                       
10.utk jam loceng yg berdering pd waktu pagi,  itu bermakna kita masih    
hidup untuk meneruskan hari tersebut...                                  
                                                                       
AND FINALLY ........ for received this personal and meaningful forwarded
e-mails because it means you have friends who are thinking of you.                  
                                                                       
    "Jika tak dapat apa yang kita suka, belajarlah menyukai apa yang    
kita dapat...dan bersyukurlah dengan apa yang kita ada"  

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